Edinburgh Fringe 2015: The 50 best jokes | The Independent
The capital Festival acts as a showcase for the country’s best joke-tellers. Here, Alice Jones picks 50 of her 2015 favourites: 1 Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, “Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.” ‘When Barack Obama was giving his voice communication after being elected as president, he had to do it behind leash inch concentrated bullet-proof glass.
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